An Update On Our Hero

Hey folks, I haven't updated this thing in a while so I thought I'de update everyone on how I'm doing. Well, I'm in school and I'm doing good. Got some exams coming up but no problem. Going out for sushi and booze this weekend with my new school friends, should be a good time. My plans for global conquest are proceeding nicely. Most of the technical mumbo jumbo has been taken care of, now I just need to stock up on mind control drugs and genetically engineered, hyper aggressive, attack ferbies. Well thats about it for now, so in closing, I will soon rule you all MWAHAHAHAHAHA

The End Is Upon Us

It happened folks, the third and final sign of the apocalypse has happened in England. First was YouTube, then Facebook. I thought the third sign would be another internet thing, but I was wrong. Just the other day I heard about it on the radio; in good old London, England the Spice Girls reunion concert sold out in 16 seconds........ 16 SECONDS FOR A BAND THATS BEEN DEAD FOR ALMOST A DECADE......AND THEY SUCKED WHEN THEY WERE FAMOUS. Well it's been a nice world...........