To Much Money
I was talking to some guys at work today about how cool it would be to win the lottery and have all that money, then I started thinking, would you like go insane if you had like billions of dollars like Bill Gates? Would that just be to much money?
posted by Great White Ninja at 5:01 p.m.
3 Comments:
No doubt about it. To prevent insanity you would just have to give it all away.
Come to think of it, I think I know someone you could give it to! I'm so kidding - what would I do with all that money? Decide really bad toupee-like hair is a positive fashion statement? Go out to clubs without any underwear on (not going to happen boys, so don't break out the piggy bank)? Have to watch from Heaven as my body decomposes over a period of months while my family "discusses" what to do with my money? There's a price to fame (and wealth) and somehow I think I can't afford it. (I should really invent a super-hero name for my scrappy self...)
I'd need a case of Canadian then go from there. Probably lead to a case of Rickards.
I'm also out of pants. That seems like a good use of money.
Hmmmm.. that about covers it.
Repeat then I suppose.
Well, I would pay off my house, then pay off my parents house, then take my family to Europe then... take a year off for Habitat for HUmanity, go to Australia like ian has always wanted... And the rest would... rot in some useless savings account where I could earn one cent a year in interest on my billions of dollars. Then I would put in my will that all my money in small bills get buried with me in small bills because I am a greedy bastard like that. Then when the greedy grave diggers come to get my money it is gone because I have taken it to the other side.
Or i will have my lawyer send it to third world countries so they can kill each other in my honour.
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